Everything Trump Has Told the Truth On: The Audiobook
The Complete Collection of True Things That President Donald Trump Said, Unabridged
Critics are calling it the most truthful audiobook of the year.
Every true statement ever made by President Donald J. Trump, read aloud in full by a voice history remembers as one that never lied. Unabridged. Unedited. Uninterrupted.
Press play and settle in. Our narrator delivers a dignified introduction, a stirring “My fellow Americans... let us begin,” and then the main event: the complete text, performed with total sincerity.
Why you’ll love it:
- The perfect gag gift for road trips, commutes, and family holiday gatherings
- Delivered instantly as a digital download, so there’s no shipping and it’s great for last-minute gifts
- Narrated with completely straight-faced, documentary-grade gravitas
- Pairs perfectly with the hardcover, so you can follow along in the book (it won’t be hard to keep your place)
- Suitable for all ages and all political persuasions
Product details:
- Format: Digital audio download
- Written by: Steve Gold
- Publisher: Blank Page Press (“Not Actually Published, LLC”)
- Copyright 2026 by Steve Gold. All rights reserved.
A work of parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any political figure or party.