The most comprehensive collection of its kind. Every page has been fact-checked. Every page is exactly as long as it needs to be.
Narrated by George Washington
The Complete Collection of True Things That President Donald Trump Said is a parody gift book with a completely blank interior. The title is the joke, and the empty pages are the punchline. It’s a gag gift, and it also works as a notebook, journal, or sketchbook.
Perfect for:
- White elephant exchanges and Secret Santa
- Birthdays, retirement parties, and office gift swaps
- The uncle at Thanksgiving, the coworker who “just wants to talk,” or anyone with strong opinions about politics
Please note: This book contains no text inside. All pages are blank.
A novelty parody gift book. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any person named in the title.