The most honest book ever written about politics.
Every page of this hardcover holds a true thing a certain president said, and we’ve included every last one. Unabridged. Uncensored. Unhinged.
Open it up and you’ll find a complete, exhaustively researched, fact-checked collection of the true things Donald Trump has said. Yes, it’s blank. That’s the joke, and it’s also the point.
Why you’ll love it
- The ultimate gag gift. Hand it over wrapped and watch the slow, delighted realization spread across their face.
- A real notebook underneath the joke. The blank pages are great for journaling, sketching, to-do lists, doodling, or writing down whatever you wish he’d said.
- Looks seriously impressive. Gold lettering and ornate borders on a classic hardcover make it look like the most important book on the shelf.
- A conversation starter. On the coffee table, the office desk, or the bar cart, it gets a reaction from every guest, whichever side of the aisle they’re on.
Perfect for
Trump haters, Trump lovers, Secret Santa and white elephant exchanges, Christmas and Hanukkah gifts, stocking stuffers, birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement parties, political junkies, dinner-party hosts, and anyone who has everything except this.
Details
- Hardcover, blank interior
- Compiled by elite reporters from Trump’s most trusted fake news outlets
- A parody gift book and novelty notebook, not a political endorsement. Nothing in it is meant to be taken seriously, but the pages are very much yours to fill.
Order yours today. Some things speak for themselves, and this book lets them.